Rise of the Planet of the AIPs [Double Feature Friday]

"YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!"

Artist’s rendition of the AIPs in their “church”

No they aren’t really monkeys. Today I hopefully put this term into the vernacular, and I’d like y’all to start using it: AIPs. These are the Asses In Pews. The people that are systematically succored and churned through a postmodern corporate church for the purpose of being a warm body in a chair and giving financial gratuities. Oh sorry, I meant “building the kingdom,” how terribly careless of me.

You could also call them marks or suckers, sadly.

But they fill the churches, up and down! It’s not entirely the AIPs’s fault, they are only doing what they’re told, after all: blindly trusting an institution which has fooled them into thinking it is sacred and infallible, based on the reputation of much better men than on display.

“You must pay your taxes tithes to really get God’s blessing. Try it and see how you get blessed!”

“You have to join a church, any church, doesn’t matter just join a church!” (this is broad-spectrum marketing as it benefits all churches without causing controversy. A rising tide lifts all boats).

“You need to be under Church authority!”

“Only we have the right theology.”

On and on it goes. You’ll hear some truly outrageous things said in God’s name, if you become an AIP. It’s genuinely stupefying how many “pastors”, “priests”, “churches” and “christians” clearly live their lives with the belief that God doesn’t exist. It’s just a stable career to these pastors and a better carnal life for the AIPs.

Matthew 18: 18-20,

Truly, I say to you, whatever you bind on earth shall be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven. Again I say to you, if two of you agree on earth about anything they ask, it will be done for them by my Father in heaven. For where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I among them.”

Acts 2: 42-47,

And they devoted themselves to the apostles’ teaching and the fellowship, to the breaking of bread and the prayers. And awe came upon every soul, and many wonders and signs were being done through the apostles. And all who believed were together and had all things in common. And they were selling their possessions and belongings and distributing the proceeds to all, as any had need. And day by day, attending the temple together and breaking bread in their homes, they received their food with glad and generous hearts, praising God and having favor with all the people. And the Lord added to their number day by day those who were being saved.

Psalms 14:1-4,

The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.”
They are corrupt, they do abominable deeds;
there is none who does good.

The LORD looks down from heaven on the children of man,
to see if there are any who understand,
who seek after God.

They have all turned aside; together they have become corrupt;
there is none who does good,
not even one.

Have they no knowledge, all the evildoers
who eat up my people as they eat bread
and do not call upon the LORD?

The Lord looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.

They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one.”

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You can tell by their actions and words that they really don’t think they’re ever going to get their comeuppance. No punishment, no loss of salvation (or never receiving it in the first place), never a loss of reputation or worldly things. They really think this is what The Faith is about: pursue worldly gain and worldly things, get a degree from a liberal cemetery Christian Seminary, put a vaguely god-ish veneer on it, ignore any criticism and shut down all dissent and BOOM!

You’re holy now. You are God’s authority now! A liberal cemetery has set you on course and how could that be wrong? You’re right without fail, you have the institution-approved authority, haters gonna hate.

It doesn’t matter that you live exactly like the unbelievers, and think exactly like them. It doesn’t matter that you compromise on all things Biblical to fit in with the culture — heck yes, accept homosexuality, women preaching and being pastors, dressing promiscuously, chasing profit, usury — it’s all good, man. You don’t have to pay tithes and get tax write-offs You’re doing important charity work by buying an $80,000 car for the pastor! God wanted to bless him with it!

Romans 12:2, “And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.”

Also, we need to be liberated from this tyrannical God guy. His salvation and liberty costs worldly things and that’s just too high a price for me to pay.

Here’s 10% for my guilt, cover me preacher!

In a mirror darkly

Nothing in history is more ironic than the way in which Protestantism, begun with earnest desire to follow God and as a rebellion against a corrupt Catholic church, has actually come full-circle to becoming just like Catholicism in the worst way. Same errors, corruption, and all! Protestants won’t openly say the things that Catholics are at least honest enough to admit, but it’s the same schtick:

• Yes we’re God’s sole authority

• Yes you must direct your income to us for it to be spiritually valid and count with God’s accounting

• Only our words count

• Everyone else is wrong

• Our theology and eschatology is absolutely right!

• Just go to church

• Give and see how much God blesses you when you give to us

• blah blah blah

The AIPs are running the zoo. Every single mega church, the Catholic church, and all the smaller aspiring-megachurches employ the same reasoning and arguments. They all want bougie AIPs that provide a steady stream of revenue, they don’t want the poor, homeless, desperate, needy, none of that ickiness; they want nice, stable, dual-income households that have a kid or two and can consistently give a beefy 10% of their income. Single moms also welcome! They’ll teach men how to be beta cucks of irresponsible women.

If you are a net outflow to a church, they will almost universally shun you. Some churches and christians try to do good charity work, but really not that many and even the ones who try often realize they’re in over their heads. Homelessness in particular is a problem that can’t be solved by charity, along with single motherhood and abortion. Throwing money at it doesn’t make it go away.

So many formerly-good churches and christians have tried to do right, only to discover that it’s all way too far gone in the postmodern West to tackle any real issue comfortably. To avoid this discomfort, they create a social club of ‘their people’ and either cultivate or become the AIPs.

This is what churchianity has become: the planet of the AIPs. A lot of them were, shamefully, once genuine believers that actually did things. Not anymore, and now they spread their contagion as much as they can to make even more AIPs for even more profit and social validation.

Don’t join them, not even once.

Shalom, be a goyim to the Zionists at least.